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I Hate Lady Gaga

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Not really, but felt a little left out of the ‘lets trash Artpop movement.’ I’m kind of boarding on being a prehistoric monster–a Gaga fan that’s a bit too old to be fraternizing with little monsters. Case and Point: I received an invitation to be a beta tester for littlemonsters.com. Clearly I’m a “special” fan so I signed up immediately to gush over Gaga with fellow monsters. However the experience quickly turned into an episode of Datelines’ To Catch a Predator. Check out this exchange with a little monster: Continue reading

Is Eminem Gay?

Ok, I like Eminem’s music–I admit it. But he tosses around faggot and gay boy on “Rap God” like he’s at some alcohol infused circuit party on Fire Island. Everyone knows faggot, similar to the N-word, can only be used by the group it was intended to keep down. Eminem is a relatively smart guy that knows it’s not ok to use the N-word. Rappers don’t play that game homie-they will hunt you down and beat your ass. There is no call from Al Sharpton for your label to drop you. There will be no sit down with Oprah asking for forgiveness. Rappers are badass, they don’t like the talkie talkie they like the fistie fistie. Eminem knows full well its ixnay on the N-word. Given his astute non-usage of the N-word, leads one to believe he is using the F-word properly as a gay man. If he’s not, expect one hard bitch slap from Elton John–guurrlll don’t mess with that queen!

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Justin Bieber at Strip Club – Patron or Performer? [NSFW]

It’s hard to tell from this picture if the Biebs is a Go-Go boy at an East Village twink bar or at a Texas Strip Club. Well it’s a strip club! Bieber and his bros had a little fun over the weekend at a Houston strip club.

The ladies weren’t the only ones showing the flesh as the night progress Bieber lost his shirt and his pants headed south. That was enough to turn DiamondsR4ever into a Belieber:

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The Voice: I Think You’re Fat!

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Fat people can’t win even if they’re skinny! Poor 16 year-old Jason Kertson got booted off The Voice for having a voice the size of Meatloaf. Is vocal-profiling ok? Do we need Dante de Blasio to cut a commercial about this? Continue reading

Marc Jacobs Splits With Porn Star Boyfriend

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It’s been a rough month for Marc Jacobs he loses his job at Louis Vuitton and splits with his incredibly endowed boyfriend Harry Louis. Poor Marc, how will he ever find a new porn star boyfriend? It will probably be as hard as Louis Vuitton deciding which accessories will get it’s LV logo this year. I guess it wont be that hard for Marc–save your tears.  Continue reading

The Hypocrisy of Miley Cyrus [NSFW]

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No one is short of an opinion on Miley Cyrus. The latest celebrity to cause a brouhaha over Miley is Sinead O’Connor. Sinead, however, could have completely avoided this whole debacle with 46 cents and an envelope. But instead Sinead wrote an open letter rambling on about how the music industry is “whoring” Miley out. Not really very nice of Sinead considering Miley, in a Rolling Stone Interview, was crediting Sinead’s work as an inspiration for her Wrecking Ball video. It’s pretty impressive Miley knows who Sinead O’Connor is given her best known albums came out a few years before Miley was born.

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Jezebel Gets Breaking Bad Backlash All Wrong

white_skyler_3575If you hate Skyler White you’re a misogynist pig? That’s what Jezeble.com thinks. A ‘I Hate Skyler White’ Facebook page was created for some fans to vent their frustrations about the character. The actress who plays Skyler White, Anna Gunn, wrote an Op-Ed about the intense fan reaction even saying some went as far as to threaten her personally–now that is some crazy stuff no arguing that. But to suggest every fan that didn’t like Skyler White, as Jezebel did, was a women-hater is a stretch. Continue reading

Tim Tebow got fat, but why?

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It’s more like a root beer belly, after all Tim Tebow is still super religious.  At 26, he’s still saving himself for marriage and continues to write scriptures references on his face, so that belly’s not from alcohol. Poor Tebow is probably like the rest of us when we are unemployed–sitting around all day veggin-out watching home shopping and Judge Judy. Continue reading

Lena Dunham’s Dick Revealed

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We will get to the dick part in a bit. But let’s start with what could possibly be ripped from an episode of Girls (and probably is), Lena Dunham’s ex-boyfriend makes an unbelievably bad attempt to regain her affections. In a Craig’s List personal (signed AP) Dunham’s ex-boyfriend tries to woo back his former lover with a 20,000 word post detailing how Dunham ruined him for all other women. Continue reading