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Taking Back the C-Word

Charlie Rangel Cracker Tea Party

I’m outraged! My congressmen used a racist term. That’s right Charlie Rangel called white people cr*ckers (I will modify cracker with ‘*’ as not to offend my readers.) Truth be told, I have only been out raged a few days, since hearing about it on Fox and Friends, before that I thought a cr*acker was a delicious shelf-stable snack–what do I know. Continue reading

Winklevosses Blowing Facebook Fortune?

Cameron and Tyler Winklevoss

Cameron and Tyler Winklevoss

What do two good-looking, rich, cocky dudes do with their free time? Buy play money. The Winklevoss twins, who fleeced Mark Zuckerberg for millions alleging he stole “their” idea for Facebook (MySpace might beg to differ), have now become Bitcoin moguls. According to the New York Times, the two have amassed one of the world’s largest Bitcoin fortune valued at $11 million. I guess this is what you do when you don’t have to worry about getting chicks and you have $220 million of Facebook money to blow.  Continue reading

The Top 10 Reasons Why The Hot Guy On HBO’s Girls Quit

I think it clear which one is leaving

I think it’s clear which one is leaving

The Girls obsessed website Jezebel is reporting: The One Hot Guy on Girls Quits Because He Can’t Stand Lena Dunham. Essentially they’re saying the rest of the guys on Girls are ugly–I’m totally ok with that. But if you dare imply Lena Dunham is the least bit pudgy or suggest she’s not pretty enough to sleep with Patrick Wilson Jezebel will go all Gloria Steinem on your ass. #doublestandard

Of course Jezebel jumps all over Christopher Abbott (a.k.a the hot guy on Girls), not even considering Lena Dunham might be a bit difficult to work with. Suffice it to say I have some pretty compelling scenarios for Mr. Abbott’s abrupt departure. Continue reading

Has American Idol imploded?

american-idol-2013-judges Nicki Minaj Mariah Carey Randy Jackson Keith Urban

The show once known as the Death Star for its rating dominance is getting trounced by its copy cat rival The Voice. How did Idol lose its Mojo? The deteriorating discourse between the judges doesn’t help matters. It’s clear Nicki and Mariah are barely tolerating each other, the interaction between them is almost zilch. Whether it’s a self-imposed fatwa or a mandate from the honchos at Idol the audience notices. Over at The Voice it seems like a love-fest compared to the dysfunction at idol. Fights on The Voice seem more like brother and sister squabbles than disagreements requiring beefed up security and threats of guns. Continue reading

I Love Nicki Minaj!

nicki_minaj_American_Idol_Late_FiredMmm Mmm Good… Nicki is like a Snickers bar: milk chocolatey goodness on the outside, delectably creamy on the inside with a just enough nuttiness mixed in for total satisfaction. Idol may have free-falling ratings, but it has nothing to do with Nicki Minaj–she’s delivering. You can’t take your eyes off her. I’m addicted to Nicki! I want to see a live feed just on Nicki streaming online. I don’t want to miss one bat of an eyelash. Everything from her animated expression to her off-the-wall critiques to her diva antics are fascinating. Continue reading

HBO’s Girls Triggers My Mid-Life Crisis!

HBO Girls Lena Dunham

There’s always a point in life when you question: “when do I become my parents?” It’s the point in life when you don’t get current music, you wont try newfangled gadgets and you think Facebook is a book of faces. Its happen to me! I don’t get Girls. The show is about a college-educated, lazy, self-centered millennial who feels entitled for everything in her life. She’s the product of a generation that has lavished her with praise her entire life for the slightest of accomplishments. Even the show, that is mediocre at best, wins numerous accolades–it’s reinforcement of the generation’s mantra: everybody is a winner. Will the coddling ever stop. Continue reading

Lena Dunham Ruins Ugly People’s Lives

Lena Dunham and Patrick Wilson HBo Girls

Lena Dunham has finally gone too far! Girls’ last episode has such a farcical plot even the mainstream media started ragging on the show. The plot is a frumpy girl with a “womanly sized figure” hooks up with a hot successful older doctor, who’s in lust for her. Esquire was so befuddled by the plot they thought it must have been a dream sequence. Essentially they’re saying there is no way in hell Lena Dunham could land a good-looking doctor (Patrick Wilson). I think we can all understand a plot where a hot guy is really horny and hooks up with the nearest warm body, but then for said hot guy to be in lust with his mercy fuck is too much to comprehend.

Would this guy really hook-up with Lena Dunham: Continue reading