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An Olympian Might Be The Next Spidey–Someone’s Not Happy

If any picture can speak a thousand words–this one does! Olympic Gymnast Danell Leyva has his sights set on being Broadway’s next Spider-Man in Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark. The current Spidey, Reeve Carney, looks none too pleased to be posing with this hunky Bronze Medalist who is out for his job. Continue reading

Romney Campaign Getting Desperate – Shirtless Photo of Ryan Surfaces

Source: TMZ

Source: TMZ

The Romney campaign must be in free fall after they bring on a candidate, who was characterized the “cutest package that cruelty ever came in” in Maureen Dowd’s New York Times Op-Ed When Cruelty is Cute. Former Prom King Paul Ryan (do you know any Prom King who wasn’t a douchbag) Continue reading

Tim Tebow Poses for A Gay Magazine Again!

A study leaked by an industry insider group showed GQ had the highest gay readership among any magazine. Well it’s not exactly a shocker the magazine is about fashion and hot men–who else would read it. I take that back, I hear John Travolta likes to read GQ during his “massages.” Continue reading

Battle of the (Olympic-Sized) Bulge

This family friendly event has turned into to cesspool of sleaze. Hard-bodied lycra-cladded studs are displaying their naughty bits for the world to see. It’s disgusting! I’m so upset I reported NBC to Mom’s Against Penises for their Olympic coverage. Continue reading

Tom Daley: From Olympian to Stripper?

I need a new Olympic obsession since Ryan Lochte is so last year. Now I have my sights set on Britain’s cutest national treasure Tom Daley. It might seem odd but at age 18, he has  an autobiography about himself and a BBC documentary–the British must be starved for good Olympians. They’re so desperate for a great Olympian that if Michael Phelps was British, Queen Elizabeth would abdicate the throne and the country would pledge its allegiance to King Phelps I.

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It’s Official: Most People Want to Sleep With Ryan Lochte and Phelps is Pissed

Ryan Lochte might not be the brightest bulb in the box, but everyone wants to fuck him. This young, dumb and hopefully hung cutie pie has America a twitter. It’s so crazy that when Lochte admitting to peeing in the pool my Facebook feed blew up. The competition is so fierce between these two, Michael Phelps is having a sit down with Ryan Seacrest to confess Continue reading

Madonna’s Battle With Mothers Against Guns Heats Up

Madonna brandished a gun at her concert in Scotland despite warnings from police it’s against the country’s gun control laws. In light of the Colorado shooting it looks even more callous sparking outrage from Mothers Against Guns and angry responses via social media.

My response: Are you kidding me!? You’re mad at Madonna!

If you recall the suspect in the Batman movie massacre didn’t storm the theater in a cone bra, fishnets stockings and a thong,  Continue reading

Chick-Fil-A ala Cockroach

Isn’t cleanness next to Godliness? We know the ultra-religious CEO of Chick-Fil-A, Dan Cathy, is against gay marriage for the bible told him so. Just how far does his conviction go? Does he literally interpret all parts of Bible including death for those who curse their mother or father, don’t cut their hair at the sides, eat shrimp, wear linen and cotton and so on? From what I can gather he just seems to be against the gays. Continue reading