If any picture can speak a thousand words–this one does! Olympic Gymnast Danell Leyva has his sights set on being Broadway’s next Spider-Man in Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark. The current Spidey, Reeve Carney, looks none too pleased to be posing with this hunky Bronze Medalist who is out for his job. Continue reading
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Romney Campaign Getting Desperate – Shirtless Photo of Ryan Surfaces
The Romney campaign must be in free fall after they bring on a candidate, who was characterized the “cutest package that cruelty ever came in” in Maureen Dowd’s New York Times Op-Ed When Cruelty is Cute. Former Prom King Paul Ryan (do you know any Prom King who wasn’t a douchbag) Continue reading
Tim Tebow Poses for A Gay Magazine Again!
A study leaked by an industry insider group showed GQ had the highest gay readership among any magazine. Well it’s not exactly a shocker the magazine is about fashion and hot men–who else would read it. I take that back, I hear John Travolta likes to read GQ during his “massages.” Continue reading
Ryan Lochte Disappoints a Nation
Lochte, who seems to be floating around in a continuous 420 haze, would seem a likely candidate to be the most drunken Olympian. Continue reading
Battle of the (Olympic-Sized) Bulge
This family friendly event has turned into to cesspool of sleaze. Hard-bodied lycra-cladded studs are displaying their naughty bits for the world to see. It’s disgusting! I’m so upset I reported NBC to Mom’s Against Penises for their Olympic coverage. Continue reading
Tom Daley: From Olympian to Stripper?
I need a new Olympic obsession since Ryan Lochte is so last year. Now I have my sights set on Britain’s cutest national treasure Tom Daley. It might seem odd but at age 18, he has an autobiography about himself and a BBC documentary–the British must be starved for good Olympians. They’re so desperate for a great Olympian that if Michael Phelps was British, Queen Elizabeth would abdicate the throne and the country would pledge its allegiance to King Phelps I.
Don’t F*ck With Tom Daley
Or your ass will end up in jail. A tweeter was quite nasty to Tom Daley after he failed to medal in an Olympic diving event tweeting: Continue reading
It’s Official: Most People Want to Sleep With Ryan Lochte and Phelps is Pissed
Ryan Lochte might not be the brightest bulb in the box, but everyone wants to fuck him. This young, dumb and hopefully hung cutie pie has America a twitter. It’s so crazy that when Lochte admitting to peeing in the pool my Facebook feed blew up. The competition is so fierce between these two, Michael Phelps is having a sit down with Ryan Seacrest to confess Continue reading
Madonna’s Battle With Mothers Against Guns Heats Up
Madonna brandished a gun at her concert in Scotland despite warnings from police it’s against the country’s gun control laws. In light of the Colorado shooting it looks even more callous sparking outrage from Mothers Against Guns and angry responses via social media.
My response: Are you kidding me!? You’re mad at Madonna!
If you recall the suspect in the Batman movie massacre didn’t storm the theater in a cone bra, fishnets stockings and a thong, Continue reading
Chick-Fil-A ala Cockroach
Isn’t cleanness next to Godliness? We know the ultra-religious CEO of Chick-Fil-A, Dan Cathy, is against gay marriage for the bible told him so. Just how far does his conviction go? Does he literally interpret all parts of Bible including death for those who curse their mother or father, don’t cut their hair at the sides, eat shrimp, wear linen and cotton and so on? From what I can gather he just seems to be against the gays. Continue reading









