Category Archives: Cee Lo

The Voice: I Think You’re Fat!

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Fat people can’t win even if they’re skinny! Poor 16 year-old Jason Kertson got booted off The Voice for having a voice the size of Meatloaf. Is vocal-profiling ok? Do we need Dante de Blasio to cut a commercial about this? Continue reading

The Gay-Hetero: Macklemore

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Macklemore is the epitome of the gay-hetero (i.e. a straight guy that just likes gay things.) Take a look at his Instagram with Justin Timberlake from the VMAs: a sea-foam green suit and he’s with Justin Timberlake–I mean that’s gay and gayer right there. But it’s the Instagram caption that gives him away: Continue reading

American Idol Gets It


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Finally after all these years America Idol finally gets it right. It’s not about the contestants stupid, it’s about the judges. If we really like these contestants so much wouldn’t we be buying their albums. I know, I know what you’re saying, “Kelly Clarkson and Carrie Underwood.” Well, as the old saying goes, a broken clock is right two times a day! Did J-Lo’s 15 million dollars worth of advice get the Idol winners anywhere during her reign? It’s just not about the kids, they are a byproduct of a show that is all about the judges. Continue reading

Christina Aguilera’s Body Not Quite Ready For Prime Time?

Christina Aguilera has dropped a lot of weight over the past several months, but she may have been a bit premature to show off her new figure. In the infamous before picture Christian let it all hang out at the Michael Jackson Tribute Concert on October 2011. In the after pictures Continue reading