Category Archives: Donald Trump

Taking Back the C-Word

Charlie Rangel Cracker Tea Party

I’m outraged! My congressmen used a racist term. That’s right Charlie Rangel called white people cr*ckers (I will modify cracker with ‘*’ as not to offend my readers.) Truth be told, I have only been out raged a few days, since hearing about it on Fox and Friends, before that I thought a cr*acker was a delicious shelf-stable snack–what do I know. Continue reading

Markatlarge Tweets The Election 2012

Here are a few tweets in honor of Donald Trump, the best asset the Democratic Party ever had. The media loves to cover Trump’s ramblings. The bat-shit crazy electorate that see Trump as a political laureate nominate candidates like: Todd “legitimate rape” Akin, Richard “Rape induced pregnancy is a blessing from God” Mourdock, Sarah “I see Russia” Palin and Christine “I’m not a witch” O’Donnell. All of these half-wit candidates tend to be rejected once they face the broader electorate in favor of a Democrat. So long live Donald Trump! Continue reading

Donald Trump’s War on Women

The follically-challenged alleged business titan has a penchant for bullying the ladies. The Donald takes to twitter yet again to attack his latest victim, Kristen Stewart. One might ask: how does this beacon of business have so much time for social media. On October 19th, a workday, Trump tweeted over 40 times–none of which were work related. In comparison I checked how many times Apple’s CEO Tim Cook tweeted on that day–it was 0. Why? because he doesn’t have fucking time for twitter, he’s too busy making stuff. Continue reading

I’m Giving Up On The X Factor

Simon has lost his touch. Britney turns out to be a less than animated choice for the X Factor’s new judge slot, now Simon makes two uninspired choices to host the show–Mario Lopez and Khloe Kardashian.

I’m gonna seem like a douche, but Mario Lopez just annoys me! Continue reading

Ralph Lauren Must Burn – So Says Donald Trump

Ryan Lochte looking dapper in the Ralph Lauren Olympic Unifrom

The Ralph Lauren Olympic uniforms have stirred quite a kerfuffle causing lawmakers and the titan of the tea baggers, Donald Trump, to call for their burning. The controversy was sparked when it was discovered the uniforms were made in China. Trump was so outraged he took to Twitter to share his displeasure. Continue reading

Celebrity Apprentice: The Mob Edition

The Donald has tried everything from questioning the president’s citizenship to reigniting his war with Rosie O’Donnell to get some buzz for the latest season of Celebrity Apprentice. When the hype machine is in overdrive, it’s a signal the season will be really bad or over-the-top crazy fun. Continue reading

The Trump vs. Rosie Twitter Battle [Updated]

Donald Trump (a.k.a ratings whore) is trying to reignite his celebrity war with Rosie O’Donnell the day after Piers Morgan coaxed some nice words out of O’Donnell about Trump. This week on The Piers Morgan Show, Piers asked Rosie to say one nice thing about Trump to which Rosie responded, “I think you [Trump] Continue reading