Category Archives: Jennifer Lopez

Tom Daley Is Not Only A National Treasure He’s A National Resource!

Britain is serious about energy independence. It looks like British Gas bought the rights to drill Tom’s ass. I can imagine many of Tom’s fans would enjoy fracking his butt for all the resources it offers, but only one lucky company has the right to tap that ass.  Continue reading

The J LO Effect Is Over

Jennifer Lopez was like crack to the American Idol audience, but after its continued use, like any good drug, you need more and more to get your high. Unfortunately America has reached its tolerance level for J Lo. Ratings for the Idol finale were down a whopping 26% from last year’s finale to 21.5 million viewers. Continue reading

The Latin Hottie on DWTS Takes It ALL Off (NSFW)

 

This might be a shocker: there is an unknown star on Dancing with the Stars, William Levy, a Latin hunk who steams up soaps on Spanish language TV. Most famous to the average American for dating Jenifer Lopez or not, he denies the two ever dated after J Lo’s divorce from Marc Anthony. But Levy was in J Lo’s video “I’m Into You” — Continue reading

American Idol: Randy Jackson Fuming Over All the Steven Tyler Lovin’?

How bad must Randy Jackson feel that all these twenty-something-year-olds are fawning all over Steven Tyler, but none seem to go for him. Not once this season has a female contestant given Randy the once over. Steven Tyler who is almost 10 years older than Randy, has suffered from years of drug abuse, is slowly morphing into the male version of Janice Dickenson and has man-boobs is still getting all the attention. Continue reading

American Idol: Backlash Over Jim Carrey’s Daughter

Jim Carrey’s daughter Jane tries out for American Idol, and as expected she sails through despite her mediocre performance. Did you really think J Lo, Steven or Randy would even think of offending Hollywood heavyweight Jim Carrey by not letting his daughter through. The judges are desperate to be in the Hollywood ‘in crowd’ and Idol needs to pump up its historically low ratings. Continue reading

X-Factor: Has an American Idol Winner

Melanie Amaro

Lets take a look at this year’s X-Factor winner: She had a hard luck story, lived in the south, doesn’t have the stereotypical look of a pop artist and she sang the best. Mmmm that sure sounds like the background of almost any American Idol winner.  We were sold that The X-Factor was going to find, like its name mentions, a person with the X-Factor. Continue reading