Category Archives: Lena Dunham

The Hypocrisy of Miley Cyrus [NSFW]

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No one is short of an opinion on Miley Cyrus. The latest celebrity to cause a brouhaha over Miley is Sinead O’Connor. Sinead, however, could have completely avoided this whole debacle with 46 cents and an envelope. But instead Sinead wrote an open letter rambling on about how the music industry is “whoring” Miley out. Not really very nice of Sinead considering Miley, in a Rolling Stone Interview, was crediting Sinead’s work as an inspiration for her Wrecking Ball video. It’s pretty impressive Miley knows who Sinead O’Connor is given her best known albums came out a few years before Miley was born.

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Lena Dunham’s Dick Revealed

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We will get to the dick part in a bit. But let’s start with what could possibly be ripped from an episode of Girls (and probably is), Lena Dunham’s ex-boyfriend makes an unbelievably bad attempt to regain her affections. In a Craig’s List personal (signed AP) Dunham’s ex-boyfriend tries to woo back his former lover with a 20,000 word post detailing how Dunham ruined him for all other women. Continue reading

The Top 10 Reasons Why The Hot Guy On HBO’s Girls Quit

I think it clear which one is leaving

I think it’s clear which one is leaving

The Girls obsessed website Jezebel is reporting: The One Hot Guy on Girls Quits Because He Can’t Stand Lena Dunham. Essentially they’re saying the rest of the guys on Girls are ugly–I’m totally ok with that. But if you dare imply Lena Dunham is the least bit pudgy or suggest she’s not pretty enough to sleep with Patrick Wilson Jezebel will go all Gloria Steinem on your ass. #doublestandard

Of course Jezebel jumps all over Christopher Abbott (a.k.a the hot guy on Girls), not even considering Lena Dunham might be a bit difficult to work with. Suffice it to say I have some pretty compelling scenarios for Mr. Abbott’s abrupt departure. Continue reading

HBO’s Girls Triggers My Mid-Life Crisis!

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There’s always a point in life when you question: “when do I become my parents?” It’s the point in life when you don’t get current music, you wont try newfangled gadgets and you think Facebook is a book of faces. Its happen to me! I don’t get Girls. The show is about a college-educated, lazy, self-centered millennial who feels entitled for everything in her life. She’s the product of a generation that has lavished her with praise her entire life for the slightest of accomplishments. Even the show, that is mediocre at best, wins numerous accolades–it’s reinforcement of the generation’s mantra: everybody is a winner. Will the coddling ever stop. Continue reading

Lena Dunham Ruins Ugly People’s Lives

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Lena Dunham has finally gone too far! Girls’ last episode has such a farcical plot even the mainstream media started ragging on the show. The plot is a frumpy girl with a “womanly sized figure” hooks up with a hot successful older doctor, who’s in lust for her. Esquire was so befuddled by the plot they thought it must have been a dream sequence. Essentially they’re saying there is no way in hell Lena Dunham could land a good-looking doctor (Patrick Wilson). I think we can all understand a plot where a hot guy is really horny and hooks up with the nearest warm body, but then for said hot guy to be in lust with his mercy fuck is too much to comprehend.

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HBO’s Girls Disenfranchises Teenage Boys (NSFW)

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Back in the 80’s as a teenage boy it was my life’s work to sneak up in the middle of the night to watch soft-core porn on HBO like The Red Shoe Diaries, Real Sex and good old movies like Porky’sThose days are over. Now teenagers are relegated to looking at an average women and a lot of her: Continue reading