Oh no he didn’t! Oh yes he did, gurl. That’s none other than Olympic Swimming Stud Ryan Lochte putting his grubby hands all over the grande dame of fashion, Anna Wintour, at the Ralph Lauren Show. Continue reading
Lochte, who seems to be floating around in a continuous 420 haze, would seem a likely candidate to be the most drunken Olympian. Continue reading
I need a new Olympic obsession since Ryan Lochte is so last year. Now I have my sights set on Britain’s cutest national treasure Tom Daley. It might seem odd but at age 18, he has an autobiography about himself and a BBC documentary–the British must be starved for good Olympians. They’re so desperate for a great Olympian that if Michael Phelps was British, Queen Elizabeth would abdicate the throne and the country would pledge its allegiance to King Phelps I.
Ryan Lochte might not be the brightest bulb in the box, but everyone wants to fuck him. This young, dumb and hopefully hung cutie pie has America a twitter. It’s so crazy that when Lochte admitting to peeing in the pool my Facebook feed blew up. The competition is so fierce between these two, Michael Phelps is having a sit down with Ryan Seacrest to confess Continue reading
How dare they! Give us what we want that is. The London Olympics should be Michael Phelps’ crown jewel since he’s on track to win the most Gold medals of any Olympian in the history of the summer games. For that reason alone, Phelps and his 16 Olympic medals should be the toast of the Olympics, but it’s not. Phelps has been knocked off his podium by his less accomplished teammate Ryan Lochte who only has a sparse 6 medals. Continue reading
The Ralph Lauren Olympic uniforms have stirred quite a kerfuffle causing lawmakers and the titan of the tea baggers, Donald Trump, to call for their burning. The controversy was sparked when it was discovered the uniforms were made in China. Trump was so outraged he took to Twitter to share his displeasure. Continue reading