Tim Tebow has followed the word of the Lord to a tee–he goes to church, doesn’t drink, prays every night, gives money to charity and most of all hasn’t had sex!!! For christ-sake what else does this guy have to do to get a break. Let’s take a look at some low points in his year: Continue reading →
Wardrobe malfunction–I think not!. The FCC had a major problem with Janet Jackson’s nipple slip during a past Super Bowl, but it has no issues with the new tissue-thin NFL pants that are a drop a water away from showing the full monty. Continue reading →
A study leaked by an industry insider group showed GQ had the highest gay readership among any magazine. Well it’s not exactly a shocker the magazine is about fashion and hot men–who else would read it. I take that back, I hear John Travolta likes to read GQ during his “massages.” Continue reading →
This family friendly event has turned into to cesspool of sleaze. Hard-bodied lycra-cladded studs are displaying their naughty bits for the world to see. It’s disgusting! I’m so upset I reported NBC to Mom’s Against Penises for their Olympic coverage. Continue reading →
It has come to my attention, as a non-sports fan, ESPN has a magazine with an annual body issue. This year’s cover boy is the infamous party boy Rob Gronkowski who plays for the Patriots in his spare time. The magazine seems to highlight his huge hands–wink wink. The question is was that ESPN’s idea or The Gronk just trying to solicit the ladies. I think we know the answer to that question. Continue reading →
It was bound to happen – Tim Tebow is in New York City after all. What does every Evangelical associate with New York City – hookers, drugs, gays, debauchery. So it’s not a surprise that Tebow was photographed with strippers. It’s not as sordid at it sounds. Continue reading →
The Metroplitian Costume Gala was held this past weekend in New York featuring Hollywood’s most beautiful women in couture dresses. An ideal place for New York’s most eligible bachelor, Tim Tebow, to meet the woman of his dreams. Continue reading →
Patriots Tight End Rob Gronkowski, the ultimate team player, offered to take Tim Tebow virginity. If anything is worthy of a viral Meme it’s surely that. Submit your ideas to firstname.lastname@example.org and we will create the meme for you.