I’m pretty sure Rex Reed has a major hard-on for Jason Bateman. The New York Observer film critic rips apart Bateman’s new movie Identity Thief co-starring, as Reed puts it, “tractor-sized Melissa McCarthy.” That’s pretty offensive! Reed goes on like a woman scored referring to McCarthy’s character as a “humongous creep” and a “female hippo.” It’s not just McCarthy’s role in this movie Reed doesn’t like he referees to her as “a gimmick comedian who has devoted her short career to being obese and obnoxious with equal success.” All the while he gushes over Bateman like a school-girl. Reed is befuddled why such a “bankable” star like Bateman who’s “so charming, talented, attractive and versatile get stuck in so much dreck (a.k.a ‘trash’ for less hoity-toity).” Continue reading →
Back in the 80’s as a teenage boy it was my life’s work to sneak up in the middle of the night to watch soft-core porn on HBO like The Red Shoe Diaries, Real Sexand good old movies like Porky’s. Those days are over. Now teenagers are relegated to looking at an average women and a lot of her: Continue reading →
Notre Dame football player Manti Te’o has rocketed to fame for having a fake online romance for two years. Manti’s story is so fascinating because he’s a devout Mormon at a Catholic College that lead Notre Dame to many championships. His football successes were so great that he placed second in voting for the prestigious Heisman Trophy.
Naturally everyone thinks a high-profile guy with a fake girlfriend is gay. Well, before you rush to judgement consider all the circumstances that fueled Manti’s cyber romance: Continue reading →
That’s right! Idol ruins everything it touches. Before American Idol, it was quite acceptable to have a scantly-clad, incredibly-beautiful woman booty shaking her way to stardom without singing one word live. The era of the J Los, Beyonces, Brittneys and Madonnas has passed. All the ladies still have their legions of fans, but no one else is allowed into that exclusive club. I can’t think of a hot artist whose star has risen in the generation of American Idol who doesn’t sing live. Lady Gaga, Rihanna, Katy Perry, Taylor Swift have all the accoutrements and can sing live. Idol has reinvigorated the art of singing live. Continue reading →
I have just started taking spinning classes the past few months, so naturally I consider myself an expert on cycling. And all I can tell you is it’s hard! You leave the class feeling woozy, achy and light headed. Ten minutes into the class I inevitably look at the clock thinking a half-hour has passed, but it’s only 10 fucking minutes! Some people, whom I don’t believe, say they experience some sort of high when endorphins kick in, but I’m sure it’s their Adderall finally kicking in when they got their asses moving. So for me I can completely understand why Lance Armstrong doped and transfused blood. After spinning class I want a vodka soda and a transfusion of ho ho’s. Once the class is over I have a huge appetite (ugh, my body is completely working against me). You need some chemical to balance you out. Continue reading →
The eagerly awaited premiere of American Idol Season: Divas Gone Wild was a fizzle. Based on the pre-show publicity that included death threats, beefed up security and confessionals to Barbra Walters we were expecting some bitch-slappin’ and wig-pullin’ from Idol’s newest judges, Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj. All we got was some inane argument about who knew the movie Mean Girls better. (Show spoiler – it was Mariah) Setting aside the hype Mariah and Nicki were interesting to watch because you always sensed the two were on the edge of an all out war. Continue reading →
Tim Tebow has followed the word of the Lord to a tee–he goes to church, doesn’t drink, prays every night, gives money to charity and most of all hasn’t had sex!!! For christ-sake what else does this guy have to do to get a break. Let’s take a look at some low points in his year: Continue reading →
Lady Gaga got sucked into a feud with D-lister extraordinaire Kelly Osborne. In a recent UK Magazine article Osborne is quoted as saying:
“I get called fat all the time. A big fat whore. Lady Gaga’s fans are the worst. They’ve said I should kill myself, that they hope I get raped. I mean it’s crazy but I’ve had this all my life and I just try and ignore it.”
Of course that’s terrible of Gaga’s Little Monsters. But the Little Monsters acerbic response stems from a theory Ms. Osborne floated to UK Newspaper in 2009 about Gaga’s outlandish style: Continue reading →
It’s tough to win an Oscar these days you either have to be mentally challenged (Tom Hanks, Forrest Gump), play gay (Sean Penn, Milk) or play gay and have AIDS (Tom Hanks, Philadelphia). Not many options for those who want to be guaranteed an Oscar nod. Matthew McConaughey made his choice, he will play a women-lovin’, homo-hatin’, AIDS-stricken man who struggles with the government to get non-FDA approved treatments in the Dallas Buyers Club.
McConaughey appears to have lost an un-healthy amount of weight for the role:
Hmmm, I’m a bit skeptical here about Wendy’s commitment to the safety and prosperity of furry little minks. It looks to me like a women with a hot 40-something-year-old body wanting to show it off. Wendy could go the Playboy route, but that reeks of desperation no matter how much you say, “I did it to show a 40-year-old women can still look hot.” In all the years I watched Wendy I don’t recall her once expressing any outrage over fur-wearing celebrities.