Category Archives: Hot Topics

Pitbull Has Jumped The Shark!

Pittbull’s career officially jumped the shark on November 21, 2012 at 9:31 am. Check out Al Roker busting-a-move at Pitbull’s Concert on the Today Show.

Al Roker Dancing on The Today Show at Pitbull Concert

When Al Roker is really into your music–it’s over. Pitbull might be lucky if his new single tops the Adult Contemporary chart these days. Just the mere sight of Al Rocker jamming out to Pitbull makes you feel old and very uncool.

Yikes–I’m deleting all my Pitbull music as I type!.

Hoda Kotb got into the act too. Check out Hoda freaking out at Mr. Worldwide: Continue reading

Justin Bieber Sex Doll

Oh dear, this may not be the right gift for a true belieber, but would be perfect for Jerry Sandusky or your neighborhood pedophile. In honor of Bibeber’s 18th year of life an industrious company pumps out a sex doll of America’s favorite teen idol. The makers even thought of those who don’t really care for Bieber’s singing designing his mouth for stuffing along with every other orifice he has-something telling me this isn’t for the ladies. Continue reading

Why Don’t They Call Adele Fat?

Does Adele get a free pass from the media on her weight gain? Lady Gaga thinks so. Gaga tells her stylist, “Adele is bigger than me, how come nobody says anything about it? She’s so wonderful and I think her confidence is something I have to match. She has set the bar very high for a lot of woman. I need to be a confident woman and just say politically active things when I can that are helpful to young people.” Continue reading

Markatlarge Tweets The Election 2012

Here are a few tweets in honor of Donald Trump, the best asset the Democratic Party ever had. The media loves to cover Trump’s ramblings. The bat-shit crazy electorate that see Trump as a political laureate nominate candidates like: Todd “legitimate rape” Akin, Richard “Rape induced pregnancy is a blessing from God” Mourdock, Sarah “I see Russia” Palin and Christine “I’m not a witch” O’Donnell. All of these half-wit candidates tend to be rejected once they face the broader electorate in favor of a Democrat. So long live Donald Trump! Continue reading

Markatlarge Tweets Hurricane Sandy

What can i say tragedy is my muse!

In response to the black-out in Chelsea: Continue reading

Hurricane Grace Demolishes New York

Sandy is not the only storm in town this week–Grace Jones blew the house down  at New York’s famed Roseland Ballroom this weekend. I’m still a bit dazed in its aftermath! The notorious diva of all divas who once kept her audience waiting till 6am then hit the stage, let say, not fully herself was flawless Saturday night. I’m sure the audience was a bit peeved back then, but if Grace Jones isn’t a little bit messy with a bit of bitchy thrown in for good measure–it’s just not the Grace Jones we love. Continue reading

Donald Trump’s War on Women

The follically-challenged alleged business titan has a penchant for bullying the ladies. The Donald takes to twitter yet again to attack his latest victim, Kristen Stewart. One might ask: how does this beacon of business have so much time for social media. On October 19th, a workday, Trump tweeted over 40 times–none of which were work related. In comparison I checked how many times Apple’s CEO Tim Cook tweeted on that day–it was 0. Why? because he doesn’t have fucking time for twitter, he’s too busy making stuff. Continue reading

I’m Giving Up On The X Factor

Simon has lost his touch. Britney turns out to be a less than animated choice for the X Factor’s new judge slot, now Simon makes two uninspired choices to host the show–Mario Lopez and Khloe Kardashian.

I’m gonna seem like a douche, but Mario Lopez just annoys me! Continue reading

Tom Daley Is Not Only A National Treasure He’s A National Resource!

Britain is serious about energy independence. It looks like British Gas bought the rights to drill Tom’s ass. I can imagine many of Tom’s fans would enjoy fracking his butt for all the resources it offers, but only one lucky company has the right to tap that ass.  Continue reading