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Lady Gaga vs Kelly Osborne: When D-Listers Attack

Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga got sucked into a feud with D-lister extraordinaire Kelly Osborne. In a recent UK Magazine article Osborne is quoted as saying:

“I get called fat all the time. A big fat whore. Lady Gaga’s fans are the worst. They’ve said I should kill myself, that they hope I get raped. I mean it’s crazy but I’ve had this all my life and I just try and ignore it.”

Of course that’s terrible of Gaga’s Little Monsters. But the Little Monsters acerbic response stems from a theory Ms. Osborne floated to UK Newspaper in 2009 about Gaga’s outlandish style: Continue reading

Is Matthew McConaughey Extreme Weight Loss For Real?

It’s tough to win an Oscar these days you either have to be mentally challenged (Tom Hanks, Forrest Gump), play gay (Sean Penn, Milk) or play gay and have AIDS (Tom Hanks, Philadelphia). Not many options for those who want to be guaranteed an Oscar nod. Matthew McConaughey made his choice, he will play a women-lovin’, homo-hatin’, AIDS-stricken man who struggles with the government to get non-FDA approved treatments in the Dallas Buyers Club.

McConaughey appears to have lost an un-healthy amount of weight for the role:

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Wendy Williams Naked

Hmmm, I’m a bit skeptical here about Wendy’s commitment to the safety and prosperity of furry little minks. It looks to me like a women with a hot 40-something-year-old body wanting to show it off. Wendy could go the Playboy route, but that reeks of desperation no matter how much you say, “I did it to show a 40-year-old women can still look hot.” In all the years I watched Wendy I don’t recall her once expressing any outrage over fur-wearing celebrities.

Check out Wendy giving her best fuck-me face to turn you off to fur. Continue reading

Pitbull Has Jumped The Shark!

Pittbull’s career officially jumped the shark on November 21, 2012 at 9:31 am. Check out Al Roker busting-a-move at Pitbull’s Concert on the Today Show.

Al Roker Dancing on The Today Show at Pitbull Concert

When Al Roker is really into your music–it’s over. Pitbull might be lucky if his new single tops the Adult Contemporary chart these days. Just the mere sight of Al Rocker jamming out to Pitbull makes you feel old and very uncool.

Yikes–I’m deleting all my Pitbull music as I type!.

Hoda Kotb got into the act too. Check out Hoda freaking out at Mr. Worldwide: Continue reading

Justin Bieber Sex Doll

Oh dear, this may not be the right gift for a true belieber, but would be perfect for Jerry Sandusky or your neighborhood pedophile. In honor of Bibeber’s 18th year of life an industrious company pumps out a sex doll of America’s favorite teen idol. The makers even thought of those who don’t really care for Bieber’s singing designing his mouth for stuffing along with every other orifice he has-something telling me this isn’t for the ladies. Continue reading

Why Don’t They Call Adele Fat?

Does Adele get a free pass from the media on her weight gain? Lady Gaga thinks so. Gaga tells her stylist, “Adele is bigger than me, how come nobody says anything about it? She’s so wonderful and I think her confidence is something I have to match. She has set the bar very high for a lot of woman. I need to be a confident woman and just say politically active things when I can that are helpful to young people.” Continue reading

Markatlarge Tweets The Election 2012

Here are a few tweets in honor of Donald Trump, the best asset the Democratic Party ever had. The media loves to cover Trump’s ramblings. The bat-shit crazy electorate that see Trump as a political laureate nominate candidates like: Todd “legitimate rape” Akin, Richard “Rape induced pregnancy is a blessing from God” Mourdock, Sarah “I see Russia” Palin and Christine “I’m not a witch” O’Donnell. All of these half-wit candidates tend to be rejected once they face the broader electorate in favor of a Democrat. So long live Donald Trump! Continue reading

Markatlarge Tweets Hurricane Sandy

What can i say tragedy is my muse!

In response to the black-out in Chelsea: Continue reading

Hurricane Grace Demolishes New York

Sandy is not the only storm in town this week–Grace Jones blew the house down  at New York’s famed Roseland Ballroom this weekend. I’m still a bit dazed in its aftermath! The notorious diva of all divas who once kept her audience waiting till 6am then hit the stage, let say, not fully herself was flawless Saturday night. I’m sure the audience was a bit peeved back then, but if Grace Jones isn’t a little bit messy with a bit of bitchy thrown in for good measure–it’s just not the Grace Jones we love. Continue reading

Donald Trump’s War on Women

The follically-challenged alleged business titan has a penchant for bullying the ladies. The Donald takes to twitter yet again to attack his latest victim, Kristen Stewart. One might ask: how does this beacon of business have so much time for social media. On October 19th, a workday, Trump tweeted over 40 times–none of which were work related. In comparison I checked how many times Apple’s CEO Tim Cook tweeted on that day–it was 0. Why? because he doesn’t have fucking time for twitter, he’s too busy making stuff. Continue reading