Notre Dame football player Manti Te’o has rocketed to fame for having a fake online romance for two years. Manti’s story is so fascinating because he’s a devout Mormon at a Catholic College that lead Notre Dame to many championships. His football successes were so great that he placed second in voting for the prestigious Heisman Trophy.
Naturally everyone thinks a high-profile guy with a fake girlfriend is gay. Well, before you rush to judgement consider all the circumstances that fueled Manti’s cyber romance: Continue reading →
Wardrobe malfunction–I think not!. The FCC had a major problem with Janet Jackson’s nipple slip during a past Super Bowl, but it has no issues with the new tissue-thin NFL pants that are a drop a water away from showing the full monty. Continue reading →
If any picture can speak a thousand words–this one does! Olympic Gymnast Danell Leyva has his sights set on being Broadway’s next Spider-Man in Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark. The current Spidey, Reeve Carney, looks none too pleased to be posing with this hunky Bronze Medalist who is out for his job. Continue reading →
A study leaked by an industry insider group showed GQ had the highest gay readership among any magazine. Well it’s not exactly a shocker the magazine is about fashion and hot men–who else would read it. I take that back, I hear John Travolta likes to read GQ during his “massages.” Continue reading →
I need a new Olympic obsession since Ryan Lochte is so last year. Now I have my sights set on Britain’s cutest national treasure Tom Daley. It might seem odd but at age 18, he has an autobiography about himself and a BBC documentary–the British must be starved for good Olympians. They’re so desperate for a great Olympian that if Michael Phelps was British, Queen Elizabeth would abdicate the throne and the country would pledge its allegiance to King Phelps I.
It has come to my attention, as a non-sports fan, ESPN has a magazine with an annual body issue. This year’s cover boy is the infamous party boy Rob Gronkowski who plays for the Patriots in his spare time. The magazine seems to highlight his huge hands–wink wink. The question is was that ESPN’s idea or The Gronk just trying to solicit the ladies. I think we know the answer to that question. Continue reading →
Patriots Tight End Rob Gronkowski, the ultimate team player, offered to take Tim Tebow virginity. If anything is worthy of a viral Meme it’s surely that. Submit your ideas to firstname.lastname@example.org and we will create the meme for you.
NFL’s super stud Tim Tebow is the talk of the country. Somehow this 24-year-old virgin, devout Christian, home-schooled hunk has both women and men longing to be on the receiving end of one of his bobbled passes.