Simon has lost his touch. Britney turns out to be a less than animated choice for the X Factor’s new judge slot, now Simon makes two uninspired choices to host the show–Mario Lopez and Khloe Kardashian.
I’m gonna seem like a douche, but Mario Lopez just annoys me! The guy is happy all the time, appears to be totally hollow, vapid and uninformed. Lopez doesn’t miss a chance to take off his shirt as a constant reminder he is more than just good looking, but has a perfect body too. He “writes” a cookbook for no other reason than he’s in great shape–no culinary training or aptitude. He hosts the most superficial show on television, Access Hollywood, where he elatedly tells us inane celebrity “news.”
I even find his tweeting annoying:
He’s bummed that the notorious anti-gay restaurant Chick-Fil-A is closed on Sunday.
He super excited to take carriage rides through Central Park on mistreated horses that are forced to cart around fat tourist who are too lazy to walk though the park.
— Mario Lopez (@MarioLopezExtra) October 18, 2012
Every other tweet he writes name drops his celebrity “friends” like douche bag Donald Trump (even his fake friends are annoying).
— Mario Lopez (@MarioLopezExtra) October 16, 2012
The X Factor was verging on un-watchable with the lackluster addition of Britney, but Mario Lopez has put the final nail in the coffin for me. Sorry Simon–I was a big fan.