Is Eminem Gay?

Ok, I like Eminem’s music–I admit it. But he tosses around faggot and gay boy on “Rap God” like he’s at some alcohol infused circuit party on Fire Island. Everyone knows faggot, similar to the N-word, can only be used by the group it was intended to keep down. Eminem is a relatively smart guy that knows it’s not ok to use the N-word. Rappers don’t play that game homie-they will hunt you down and beat your ass. There is no call from Al Sharpton for your label to drop you. There will be no sit down with Oprah asking for forgiveness. Rappers are badass, they don’t like the talkie talkie they like the fistie fistie. Eminem knows full well its ixnay on the N-word. Given his astute non-usage of the N-word, leads one to believe he is using the F-word properly as a gay man. If he’s not, expect one hard bitch slap from Elton John–guurrlll don’t mess with that queen!

Eminem kinda looks gay too. Doesn’t he remind you of a cracked-out twink that wandered into a leather bar, met a couple of bears, had an all night sex-fest, lost his clothes and was forced to borrow an outfit 10-sizes to big for the walk of shame home. His look gives me that vibe–am I crazy? Check it out:

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And have you heard “Rap God?” This guy has amazing breath control–he seems to rapid fire lyrics for at least a minute without a gulp of air. Mmmm! He must give a mean blow job–no need to interrupt the rhythm for a breath. He is a talent. It’s undeniable.

All signs are pointing to Eminem might be gay, so I guess its ok he uses the gay F-word. Right?


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