It’s more like a root beer belly, after all Tim Tebow is still super religious. At 26, he’s still saving himself for marriage and continues to write scriptures references on his face, so that belly’s not from alcohol. Poor Tebow is probably like the rest of us when we are unemployed–sitting around all day veggin-out watching home shopping and Judge Judy. Continue reading →
We will get to the dick part in a bit. But let’s start with what could possibly be ripped from an episode of Girls (and probably is), Lena Dunham’s ex-boyfriend makes an unbelievably bad attempt to regain her affections. In a Craig’s List personal (signed AP) Dunham’s ex-boyfriend tries to woo back his former lover with a 20,000 word post detailing how Dunham ruined him for all other women. Continue reading →
Lady Gaga’s Little Monsters show their grizzly teeth when their idol comes under attack. D-Listers beware! The most recent victim is Perez Hilton. Gaga insinuated Perez was a stalker when the gossip impresario viewed an apartment in her swanky Upper Westside building. Perez “claims” to had no idea Lady Gaga lived in that building. Not a very astute celebrity gossip blogger, if you ask me, especially since Gaga’s address was published in the New York Times’ real-estate section–it’s far from a state secret. Continue reading →
Macklemore is the epitome of the gay-hetero (i.e. a straight guy that just likes gay things.) Take a look at his Instagram with Justin Timberlake from the VMAs: a sea-foam green suit and he’s with Justin Timberlake–I mean that’s gay and gayer right there. But it’s the Instagram caption that gives him away: Continue reading →
I’m Team Miley in this VMA debacle, but what’s wrong with Billy Ray. Do middle-aged chicks want to see him twerkin in a G-String? On top of that it’s just plain creepy he’s so support of his daughters risqué VMA performance. On the other hand It’s kinda sweet he is supporting his daughter. I’m torn on the issue.