Tom Daley Is Not Only A National Treasure He’s A National Resource!

Britain is serious about energy independence. It looks like British Gas bought the rights to drill Tom’s ass. I can imagine many of Tom’s fans would enjoy fracking his butt for all the resources it offers, but only one lucky company has the right to tap that ass. 

I’m glad to see Britain is into green energy–I’m sure this ad campaign will win over a whole new group of converts. The U.S. is taking a different approach: companies are now in heavy negations for J-Lo’s ass–the mindset is bigger is always better. 

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